Jun 3, 2021

Indiana Jones and the excessive milking of a dead franchise begins filming next week

 Why? No, seriously, why? There is no reason to make any more Indiana Jones movies. Harrison Ford is currently 78 years old and on his way to 79 in roughly a month and 10 days. We really want to see us 78/79 year old Harrison Ford barely able to pull off this movie? Especially since most of it will be done by stunt doubles half his age with Ford's face digitally replacing the stunt men's. If Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was in the 50s, then this one would be in the the 60s. Also, what mythological artifact will Indy chase? Mjolnir? Excalibur? The Spear of Destiny? 

The Last Crusade was the perfect point to end thr Indiana Jones Trilogy. There was no need for Actual Cannibal 


And there is no need for this fifth movie...

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