Apparently, Supergirl popping a zit is disturbing. This is due to her Kryptonian physiology being ridiculously amplified by Earth's Yellow Sun. This brings the infamous Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex argument...
Where Clark Kent climaxing would mean Lois Lane dies.
Based on Kara's zit, Kal-El climaxing would be like an Oozinator with the power of a rocket launcher!!
How is the Justice League funded? Avengers? X-men? The Fantastic Four, despite having a bunch of patents, investments in technology and other sources of income, they have had quite a few brushes with bankruptcy. But who finds the League? Batman's operation alone is over half a Billion dollars. Multiply that with the costs of a fully stocked Hall of Justice, Watchtower, etc. Not even Bruce's pockets are that deep. Same thing with the Avengers. Tony's made out of money, but this operation is ridiculously big even for Ironman, whose expenses run over 8 BILLION per year. Not counting the billionaire playboy expenses.
I guess the answer lies in tax write-off donations for the billionaires in these worlds, international government funding, and other forms of obtaining funds. I mean, Punisher loots the warehouses and hideouts of those he kills. I just can't see Superman taking Money and tech from Lex Luthor and pawning it off to pay for League stuff...
Yes, I know the X-men have Crappola... Krakoa now, but back when Charles only had the school, the tuition didn't cover .05% of his operation costs. Is he scamming the world with telepathy?
Going back to Superman: Of Kara's zit makes the bathroom look like a pus-filled murder scene... Pee and Poop, that is all. In Kara's case, let's add Menstruation to the field.
We have seen how sensitive Peter Parker's Spider-sense can be. But can it detect certain dangers, like say a purposely punctured condom? Or when a girl (let's call her Gwen) lies sbout being on birth control and surprise! She has Goblin Babies.
Mallrats already covered Reed and Ben Grimm... but it has to be mentioned because it's one of those things that has kept me up at sleeptime.
Laura Kinney, X-23, clone of Wolverine with healing factor... she was also a prostitute... with Wolverine Healing factor that REGENERATES EVERYTHING!! Including her π... think about it... or don't because that would lead to X-23 being jailbait when she was a prostitute.
We now know that Batman's afraid of cunnilingus. In the Old Man Logan Earth, Bruce Banner had sex with Jennifer Walters... was that normal incestuous sex, or did... wait for it...
Hulk Smash?
Inquiring minds want to know. Hopefully Jenn gave birth in She-Hulk mode, otherwise Gamma babies make Jenn go Boom!Symbiotes...
How Optic Blasts haven't blown Cyclops's head off his shoulders?
Captain America, peak human (not super) catches a 12lb. (5,44 Kg) Frisbee with ease and not breaking any bones.
Gambit can make things such as playing cards explode violently by turning the potential energy into kinetic energy... Vibranium stores lots of kinetic energy... Does Vibranium cancel Gambit, or does Gambit make Vibranium go Big Boom!?
Rogue sometimes CAN touch Colossus, but other times she can absorb his powers. SHE has sucked Ben Grimm too! Also after all these years fighting enemies with ways to neutralize mutant powers and having access to inhibitor collars, why hasn't she gotten one and had it mosified by Forge, Beast, or any supergenius mutant so she could go loud wearing normal clothes and even touch people without the whole power sucking thing.
Kitty Pryde's powers landed themselves for some awkward situations and roll the clip...
Now that we're back on sex... I know, I'm going Brodie here. If a villainess or jilted lover were to chop off Deadpool's penis would he grow another one and still be able to reattach the original one? I'm thinking having him stick his second one on his head so he could be Unicornpool... or Deadpoolicorn. AKA The one Deadpool variant that Hasbro would never make.
How is it that there aren't mass orgies at the Xavier School of higher Learning... or the Jean Grey version of it?
Sex Ed with GAMBIT!! That's like having Jeffrey Epstein oversee teenage pageants. But let's leave sex for a minute and wonder: is this an accredited school?
Going back to Inhibitor collars:
You know who could use one of those?
Cyclops
Yup, he could totally benefit from one collar. Being able to see Blue would be fantastic to Mr. SUMMERS.
Does Charles Xavier use his powers for good, or has he gone down the dark side and molested students before erasing their memories, or entered their minds while they're having intimate moments. Or mind-possessing a student to have sex with another. Like say, taking control of Colossus and have his way with Kitty. I didn't use Scott and Jean, because she would know...
Oh no... what if Charles has been keeping a secret: He still can get it up and has raped and mindwiped thousands of students...
I'd better leave it here otherwise I'll go down the clone saga and wonder about clones... ( ͡° ͜Κ ͡°)
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