Made by Paramount And Hasbro to promote the new Snake Eyes movie. It looks like a Robot Chicken sketch with kids ignoring the GI Joe Classified figures that are trying to give them PSAs... that is until they reach Snake Eyes. Then it becomes a promo for the movie.
The reason it looks like a Robot Chicken sketch is because the Robot Chicken guys are the ones that did it.
I still believe the movie will suck, because they're completely changing everything that made Snake Eyes special and turned it into a racist clichéd ninja story... because only Asians can be Martial Arts Masters. Snake Eyes is supposed to be an American Ninja whose skill was only rivaled by the one we know as Arashikage... STORM SHADOW!! No, really Arashi Kage means Storm Shadow... that would be like Puerto Rican Merenguero (and mile high wanker) Elvis Crespo calling himself Curly.
But back to Snake Eyes. He's the outsider who doesn't speak. Vow of silence or lost his voice in an accident... depends on the continuity. He also doesn't take away his mask in front of others. This movie completely ignores those Staples things about snake eyes and tosses continuity out the window. It's almost like having a He-Man series where Adams doesn't transform using the sword and Teela knows his secret identity from the start.
I honestly don't know if I'm going to watch snake eyes... at the cinemas, or if I'll wait for the DVD.
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