Revelation episode 2: a rant

 Karenla wants to speak with the manager: We got the time jump and now Teela is a generic mercenary/bounty hunter who does generic RPG sidequests for NPCs... She faced Stinkor who is voiced by Jay... Yes, THAT Jay, and he also happens to not sound like Jason Mewes reading a script. Teela receives a sidequest from totally NOT Evil Lyn to infiltrate Snake Mountain to steal a chalice. Duuude! Blast Attak is here! And Tri-Klops is the pope of a technomancy cult... and Screeech's a part of it? Huh?

They touched hands AndLa ship confirmed

Teela held her less experienced partner's hand... Lesbians confirmed!!! That was sarcasm... Blast Attak stopped from going suicide bomber, but did Andra just kill Trap Jaw? Also, Did Andra just culturally appropriate Shurikens?

Teela and Andra escape by angering the tentacle monster in Snake Mountain... I'd make a joke about tentacle monster, but it only went for the dudes.

The tentacle monster is progressive. This is turning into a play by play, isn't it?

✂️✂️ confirmed...

First they hold hand, now Teela embraces Andra... Those carpets are getting munched!!

I'm not saying Teela's gay, but this feels an awful lot like ship-baiting. Twitter and Tumblr are going to be mad if Teela ends up loving the 🐓 instead of the 🌮... Evil Lyn is now Neutral Lyn and is helping the Sorceress or something. Can't trust Evil Lyn, y'know.

So, Cringer explains everything to Teela and she accepts. She also holds Cringer lovingly...

Bestiality now?

Teela is now Bi and a Zoophiliac confirmed!! Oh the ships!! I'm building the Cringela ship!!

Now I need her to hug Duncan so I can complete the trifecta with incest!!  This is really becoming the Teela show, isn't it?