Jan 13, 2022

CW you can't make a genderbent Zorro...

 You shouldn't for one simple reason, but you're going to do it anyway because you guys are dumbasses with ZERO understanding of the Spanish Language and Mexican slang. A Female Zorro would be called Zorra, which is Mexican slang for Whore.

Shame on you Robert and Rebecca Rodriguez for insulting Latin American Audiences with this bullshit... at least the Wilmer Valderrama Disneyfied ZORRO sounds a lot better than the CW's PUTA... now with lyrics:

Out of the night,
When the full moon is bright,
Comes the horsegirl known as Zorra.
This bold renegade
Carves a "Z" with her blade,
A "Z" that stands for Zorro.

Zorra, Zorra, the whore so cunning and free,
Zorra, Zorra, who makes the sign of the Z.

She is polite,
But the wicked take flight
When they catch the sight of Zorra.
She's friend of the weak,
And the poor and the meek,
This very unique, doña Zorra.

Zorra, Zorra, the whore so cunning and free,
Zorra, Zorra, who makes the sign of the Z.

Zorra, Zorra, Zorra, Zorra, Zorra, Zorra...

Unless this is the Rodriguez siblings trolling the hwite execs for their dumbass attempt at being woke? 

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