Mar 31, 2020

it came from the toy chest: SHE Hulk is green, not gray...

Everyone knows that. Also, Hulk has a penis and She-Hulk has a vagina. Hulk is Bruce Banner, She-Hulk is Jennifer Walters. The final figure of the Super skrull Wave is reserve member of the Fantastic Four She-Hulk. I refuse to call her Hulk, not out of sexism, but out of respect for the character.

 She-Hulk is HER OWN CHARACTER. Completely different from Bruce Banner. While Bruce is severely messed up in the head as a character. Jen is not. Bruce sees the Hulk as a curse, Jen sees it as a blessing. In banners case each different manifestation of Hulk was a fragment of his personality manifesting itself as a different monster. In Jennifer's case it used to be her confidence her charm her beauty her smarts that manifested themselves as She-Hulk.

Sadly modern era Marvel writers have tried to turn Jennifer into a female Bruce Banner, hence this Gray She-Hulk and the Canseco Juiced up Banner with tits version of She-Hulk.
She-Hulk: How do you get $1 and I $0.73?
Hulk: Hulk earn $1.00 because Hulk do more work.
She-Hulk: We do the same thing! We smash!
Hulk: But Hulk Smash full-time with Avengers.
She-Hulk smash part-time. 

Articulation 
Despite having a larger body She Hulk has the same articulation as a normal female figure. This is slightly disappointing because reduce her ability to smash.
4.0

Paint and sculpt 
The sculpt is muscular yet feminine, something that I'm grateful for. I could see some reuse of the upper half of this body for a more classic styled She-Hulk. Paint wise she's okay she's pretty much molded in the appropriate color plastic I just dislike the painted on Battle damage. 
4.5
She-Hulk: @#$% the Patriarchy!! She-Hulk smash!
Hulk: Hulk no like this smash on his pee pee!

Accessories 
BAF piece
Extra hands
Pretty standard stuff here, nothing to write home about.
4.0
She-Hulk: The glass ceiling can lick my butt and suck on my balls!
Hulk: She-Hulk has no balls. She-Hulk has vagina.
She-Hulk: Shit it cous' or I'll take your balls instead.

Overall 
Jen gets a 4.17 as her final score. As always I would say that an extra had some extra hands would've pushed the character to a higher level. But I understand that most of the budget was blown in Jen here and in Doctor Doom.  that reminds me I got to do the Toys R Us exclusive Avengers Toys that have been kept in the toy chest for three years or something.

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