Mar 13, 2020

It came from the Toy Chest: Falling down this Rabbit Hole is bad unless it is consensual.

It's not my fault that the only remark regarding White Rabbit involves falling inside her hole. Which can be considered sexist, pro-rape, and Me soggy knee stick... you don't want that.

 So, who is the White Rabbit? A rich girl. Obsessed with girl Alice in Wonderland, Lorina Dodson turned to crime out of boredom.
She even hung out with Arcade for a while. Also, she was foiled once by a Mary Jane Watson. Then again, the Chameleon was once beaten by Aunt May.

Articulation:
She has the standard Female Articulation. The articulation is not hindered by her coat.
4.0

Paint and sculpt:
Rabbit has a couple of new pieces that make her accurate to the source Material. But being brutally honest I only got her for three reasons:
-To make a joke about her hole.
-To get the Demogoblin Glider
-To make Penguin Jokes due to her Gunbrella.
4.0
WR: "I'm late! I'm late!"
Nefty: "Words that no guy wants to hear after sticking
their D in crazy..."
WR:"For a very important date!"
Nefty: "Oh, you're quoting the Other D! Don't!"
Herr Maus: "Someone is using my property without permission! Ha-ha!
Duck, Anthro Dog, get him!"
Herr Ente: *unintelligible duck noises*
Herr Hundemann: "Gwarsh! He's fuh-hyucked!"
Herr Maus: "We don't use that kind of language, Ha-ha! Oh Toodles! Bring me the Torture device!"

Accessories:
Gunbrella
BAF Piece
She could have benefited from an extra pair of hands or an extra head without the rabbit ears and makeup.
1.0
Batman: She's ripping off the Penguin!
Spidey: And?
Batman: She's more pleasant to look at than Penguin!
wanna trade?
Spidey: This trade is unfair towards you...
Add a Billy Batson and I give you a Carol Danvers...
WR: are you guys TRADING ME!?

Overall:
White Rabbit gets a 3.0 as her final score. While it's nice to see that Hasbro is willing to do obscure characters, her execution is the bit lacking. With her out of the way, I can tackle the BAF himself on the next episode...

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