He's connected to the internet, literally. Basically he can surf the Internet in a permanent state of augmented reality. He can access Google Translate Google Maps, pretty much any website instantly, if you know what I mean... dude's totally watching porn all the time. I know it, you know, it my best friend's by my right yeah! I'm willing to bet he'll be a treasure Trove of dated internet references and all your base are belong to him!
Okay so if his brain is literally connected to the internet and he gets a virus do we give him medicine or do we install Norton Antivirus Norton AntiVirus on him?
Snowflake a non Japanese person, who can fire ice shurikens. Can we say apropiacion cultural? Cultural appropriation! Has a psychic bond with the sibling, who can create pink force fields to protect other people.
One of the people who created these characters said that the twins complement and mirror each other. On that internet code for please R34 gods make porn of them so they can become popular!!
Theoretically speaking their powers aren't so bad. It's just that they were superhero names and outfits suck donkey balls. I find the idea of a hero that can make force fields to protect others but unable to protect himself is interesting. But at the same time it would force this character into a supportive role and never an active role. The ice twin powers are a bit on the pathetic side to be honest. It's a very limited scope for cryomancy and they're already existing characters that have much better ice powers.
Get it? It's funny because it's a blood type and he's the resident Goth/Emo...
He received a blood transfusion from Morbius. Now he's a teenage vampire. And to make matters worse he is inspired by the second worst version of morbius:
He has the hand sucker things from the Animated Series.
I hope he is not into things that can make a young teen go blind... and get hairy palms... if you know what I mean.
Estoy guardando lo peor para lo ultimo. I am saving the worst for last.
But the biggest issue with her is not her weight, so idiotic reader, don't try the fat-shamed BS here. The second biggest issue with her is that her name is Trailblazer and she looks Native American... The whole Trail of Tears thing is a bit too on the nose, but it's not the real issue. The biggest issue is that a Native American Character has Magical Powers. The only positive I can say is that her outfit that it is not a Native American stereotype.
It looks like they're trying way too hard with this. and once again the main problem with Comics today is showing: the so-called created are trying to force faux progressive propaganda into the story and characters instead of making good characters and story and then Progressive message.
Also who the hell looks at these and says: " you know what we need Marvel Legends versions of these guys!"?
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