Dec 8, 2018

Salió del cofre de los juguetes: Las Arañas Latinas (Anya and Miguel)



As a small apology for being a couple of hours late for the Original entry of the Advent Calendar (A guy's got to eat... no double entendre here... I was cooking steak and forgot it was past Midnight here.) So here we are with The Ancient Green Goblin Wave Anya Sofia Corazón, aka Araña (I refuse to call her Spider-Girl, since that name is only for a child of Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson.)
and from the Sandman Wave, we have Stupid Costume Miguel O'Hara. Seriously, what's wrong with the Original Badass Suit? Something abiut O'Hara being stuck in the past and Parker made him THIS abomination?

Screw you, Parker!!
So Anya Sofia Corazón used to be Araña... She had an unique outfit and now she's literally wearing Julia Carpenter's dirty underoos... Hasbro, give us a True Anya!! Something something a Spider-Clan that gives people powers. She got powers. Eventually the Spider-Island happened and she got True Spidey Powers.


Kaine: Your pose sucks, Anya. Let me
give you a few Pointers...
Ben: NOT THAT KIND, KAINE!!
Kaine: What? I was going to say that Miguel
is doing a lot better and that she should
attempt to mimic his pose.
Articulation
This Araña figure is exactly the same as the OTHER Spider-Girl, but I believe this one predated May. Spidery poses are nearly impossible to do... due to the Limitations of this Female buck...

Miguel, on the Other hand is in the same body as Kaine, which means he can pretty much Do whatever a Spider can...



Why didn't I know about this?

Anya: 2.0 Miguel 5.0

Paint and Sculpt:
Miguel: What in the name of Anime
Hyperdetail is this Abomination?
On the Sculpt, I can't Complain... They look great, and the Clean Shared buck system that Hasbro uses is slightly more Aesthetically pleasing than ToyBiz's sculpts. (even if I prefer the more Articulated TB figures, the Hasbro ones look nicer)

Paint, well there are some slight issues here for both figures. scuffs, bit of bad paint masks causing blurry lines.
4.5 for both

Accessories:
Just Baf Pieces... Nothing Else.
1.0 for both

Overall:
Anya 2.5  Miguel 3.5 and it kinda sucks for Anya, but she was from an Era where Hasbro Barely cared for the figures in the accessory department... They just threw in like 10 figures in a wave and multiple characters had the same BAF Part... Now I remembered why I didn't buy her in the first place... My choices were Anya or Black Cat...
Miguel on the Other Hand is OK, for having a crappy suit... I kinda wish an updated REAL 2099 Spidey was made with that buck.

May: This Universe is too small to have
Two Spider-Girls... bitch!
Anya: Good thing you're on MY Universe, puta!
So, like my good friend Don José would say:
What the Heck you doin' here?
Beat it dumbass!
May: You tweaked the insults...
Anya: Nefty made me do it!





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