Odds and ends December 20th 2018: Smith and Ribeiro edition

It's like a mini Fresh Prince reunion here... But OG Aunt Viv ain't invited because of the Fresh Douche of Agrabah...

Well... what can I say about this... The Dude playing Aladdin is on his late 20s, but looks like he's in his mid thirties. Jasmine looks like a Teenager (with attitude... get it? Because she was the pink GuyverStark Ranger... huh? Huh?)
It's Barbaric, but hey it's home!
Then we have Jafar, who people have been saying he's  hot... Which kinda defeats the purpose of Jafar... But let's talk about the Elephant in the Room...

No Spike, not that Room...

Not that Elephant either....
I am talking about the Disney Channel Original Movie Genie butchered by Will Smith. Did I do a rant on Kim Possible? I'll check out later...

The Genie is a slave... played by a black man, who will Literally be a "Magical Negro"... AGAIN!! (The Legend of Bagger Vance, and Hitch are his previous times as a Magical Negro.) Speaking of Hitch... Smith's Genie is said to be one half Hitch, other half being...



Can you smell the stench of failure already?

Well, let's keep punching up at Will Smith's ego.
He's got an animated feature going on and...


He plays a freaking talking Pigeon... in a Blue Sky Studios film... the people who have overflowed the talking animal movie market... with 20 million Ice Age movies is making yet another movie about talking animals... unenthusiastic yay.

The Carlton dance... is in Fortnite and apparently Epic Games is being sued by pretty much the creators of every single "unique" dances due to the gamemakers profiting from these dance moves that in some cases are closely linked to "Celebrities".
There is a lot of legal mumbo jumbo and I'll watch from the sidelines...