Oct 8, 2020

It's a long road... All we need now is Chuck Norris in MK11!!

 John Rambo has made it to Mortal Kombat 11. I've already mentioned that guest characters in Mortal Kombat have gone in a weird Direction...  RoboCop, Terminator, alien, Predator, Freddy, Jason, Leatherface, now we have Rambo.

Seriously, what the Hell? I know Johnny Cage is a Jean-Claude Van Damme parody so it's highly unlikely we will see the muscles from Brussels. Now we need two more characters:

Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal. And yes I mean using the actors not characters from their movies. We know that Chuck Norris is a meme about himself. Steven Seagal's life is full of Bizarre Adventures... so battling interdimensional Gods and Monsters would not be something weird to him. Sadly, Segal is highly unlikely to happen because he's a whiny little bitch with a massive ego.

Chuck Norris would also say no due to his inflated ego but he would blame the game's violence the reason why he wouldn't be in it.

 NOW let's think about this: if Mortal Kombat is a big No-No to these guys because of excessive violence and all that. How about Netherrealm making a different fighting game without the excessive violence from Mortal Kombat, butt the same depth starring 80s badass movie stars...

Lundgren, Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Seagal, Van Damme, Dudikoff, Norris, Willis, Gibson, Glover, Hogan, Mr.T...  just to name a few action stars from the era. Grace Jones, Bridgette Nielsen, and Sigourney Weaver could be the female fighters...

 now that I mention Sigourney Weaver it's a huge coincidence because I was thinking the plot would be similar to the movie Galaxy Quest. Aliens confusing Earth pop culture at reality so they bring forth Earth's Mightiest Warriors to defend their world and Earth from an impending threat that is using Earth Pop culture Monsters as weapons. This would allow matches like Schwarzenegger versus the Terminator, Chuck Norris vs. Super ninja, or Bruce Willis versus  Freddy Krueger... and yes the super ninja is from the Chuck Norris and the karate kommandos cartoon. This is also an excuse to sneak in a Dolph Lundgren He-Man and a Schwarzenegger clone turn into a game to have a He-Man vs. Conan.

There is a part of me that wants to sneak in guys like Hasselhoff, Zabka, Macchio just because. The only thing that would screw this over would be the licensing deals with actors likenesses and all that not to mention rights from movies that would be very problematic.

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