Wutai's infamous Ninja is getting a DLC all of her own... Yuffie has an adventure in Midgar as Cloud is running around cross-dressing, escorting ghetto florists, playing a box breaking game, and riding bikes with super thirsty understudies... only on PS5
Yup... a PS4 GAME gets a DLC for PS5...
Let's put aside the PS5 bullshit. With that said, Episode Yuffie is an example of what FFVIIR SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE FIRST PLACE!
No Kingdom Hearts bullshit, just expanding the lore of the game. Had Nomura opted for, I DON'T KNOW, HAVE US PLAY AS BARRET AND TIFA DURING THE AFTERMATH OF REACTOR 5!! As a way to expand the story... Don't give me the it couldn't be done Bullshit, since we've controlled Barret with the whole section under Wedge's House. We've controlled Tifa when rescuing Cloud from getting his black cherry popped.
While Cloud was locating children, killing frogs and breaking boxes, we could've had Tifa and Barret playing detective and teying to locate Corneo's guys AND Tifa deciding to get the info out of Corneo on her own. This would've been a lot better than the Kingdom Hearts ending.
Hell, even an Episode Roche would've been an interesting choice. The point is that expanding Beyond the original game IS GOOD... now hiding it behind some DLC BULLSHIT is BAD!!
On the other hand, this Cell phone FFVII GAME seems more interesting than Final Fantasy VII Remake:
Ever Crisis.
It's a mobile Abridged version of the entire Compilation... not an Abridged parody, so don't mention TFS.
I meant like the Portable FFXV...
But with stuff from BEFORE CRISIS, CRISIS CORE, 7, ADVENT CHILDREN, DIRGE OF CERBERUS and more...
Wonder if a Switch port is in the cards.
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