Mattel, in their everlasting Wisdom got the License to make Top Gun Toys. You know the movie starring the closeted Scientologist midget (who is as tall as me) that is afraid of Funko Pops stealing his likeness... you know the movie that is very very very very very gay for a straight movie... with all thise sweaty shirtless men playing Volleyball... RUN THOMAS! DON'T LET THE GAY THOUGHTS CATCH YOU!
Mattel just spent God knows how much money in getting the Top Gun license to do Matchbox vehicles... I mean it's not like Matchbox could have gotten the licenses to do the actual military plane that appear in the movies without having to get the top gun license. Just because it'll say Top Gun in the card does not automatically mean that they will sell. But Mattel has to Mattel... seriously not that logic sometimes reminds me of Matt Damon...
Action figures, Movies, Games, TV shows, things I like, Things I hate, weird news old or recent... they're fair game for my rants. DISCLAIMER: OPINIONS POSTED ARE EXAGGERATED FOR COMEDIC EFFECT!! Got it?
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