Dec 12, 2021

Anne Rice was seen by a Haley Joel Osment

 Just found out that author Anne Rice, has passed away. She's known for the very homosexual movie starring Tom Cruise... and Brad Pitt. Allegedly Cruise demanded the gay undertones to be eliminated. David Geffen, one of the producers denies these allegations. 

But despite all the drama, Interview with a Vampire was Kirsten Dunst's BEST film in her entire filmography.


It also gave us that god-awful movie sequel Queen of the Damned, which butchered BOTH the Vampire Lestat, and Queen of the Damned.

Fun fact: one of the last birthday presents I got from Mom before she was seen by Mr. Haley Joel Osment was a book that contained Interview with a Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, and Queen of the Damned... 

I guess we shall see the return of Vampire Chronicles fan fiction now that Rice is dead...
According to Cuck Taco Anne Rice got her lawyers to SUE FANFIC WRITERS that used jer characters. Holy asscrackers... it's for things like these where I have to use immature humor and extreme 4th wall breaking in order to make it obvious that my toy reviews are parodies simulating play by an asocial adolescent. 

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